Sunday, April 13, 2008

Keenan Jones Actually is a Thug

When Keenan Jones ended Mikey Henderson's football career in the Sugar Bowl with a complete cheap shot and proceeded to act a fool, you probably yelled, "What a thug!" at the television. Well, looks like you were right.

Jones was charged with unauthorized entry into a motor vehicle and second-degree assault over the weekend. He also has some prior charges still pending. All of the charges involve his girlfriend, and here is where it gets interesting...

A court document on the latest charges noted "the catalyst" for the domestic problems between the two stems from Jones allegedly using the woman's cable provider to rent 13 porn movies resulting in a bill of over $300.
Dude, you don't order porn at your girlfriend's house, and you certainly don't make her pay for it. At least get Jim Harrick Jr. to pay for it via Western Union or something.

Story Credit: Jim from Duluth

8 comments:

HamDawg11 said...

Absolute thug, 100%. I wish JJ would have put him at QB in the Sugar so Howard could've made him pay for the cheap shot on Mikey. What a loser.

dean said...

"You don't order porn at your girlfriends house.." Yea, you download on to her computer. Jeez what an idiot.
The idiot should have been ejected from the game after that hit. It was helmet to helmet, which Mikey was lucky to walk away from with only a mild concussion.

Anonymous said...

Worthless Jones was moderately active on Hawaii's second punt. Each time on the next two punts Worthless Jones had his helmet literally knocked off by Prince Miller and Jones could only jump up and down ( without a helmet), run his mouth and bitch at the line judge and Miller. Was a lovely site. Thanks, Prince.

hanDAWG said...

I hated him for his antics. What an idiot. Good report. Read www.bighairyblawg.com

Anonymous said...

Jut a slight corection...the thug ended Mikey's COLLEGE football career, not his "football career". I think I heard a talking head on ESPN projecting Mikey as a possible 4th round pick.

The Deaner said...

I'm pretty sure mikey is going to grad school. That's what he said amidst all the proposal shenanigans.

The Original Blawger said...

I also heard Mikey was invited to the NFL Scouting Combine, but he declined the invite since he is not pursuing the NFL. I looked for a link to verify, but I couldn't fine one.

Anonymous said...

Keenan Jones= BEAST.
Marcus Coward= mediocre D-line wannabe.

GO COCKS